A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old.
One day, she took a plug and said to her son,
"Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are twoholes.
Where do you think it should be plugged?"
She waited for an answer expectantly.
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.
"What do you suppose he's thinking about?"asked one.
"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.
"How much is the movie ticket?"
"Ten dollars, kid."
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
Two old friends were out golfing.
As they were preparing to tee off near a road,
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heartuntil the line of cars had passed.
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "